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Knickers to Sniff

£6.99

Do you want to include a custom message?

Your message here

Add A Skid For A Quid

That’s right, we’ll handpick a nice light pair of undies and mark them up with a nice juicy skid.

Add A Skid (+£0.99)

Add A Scare To Your Pair

We’ll add some creepy looking bad-ass spiders.

DO IT! Scare that MOFO (+£1.50)

Breakfast in Bed

We’ll fill your package with load of Rice Krispies and some sachets of milk, it’ll go everywhere!*

Break their fast nom nom nom. (+£1.99)

A Shit Birthday Card

We’ll write your personalised message in a really shit card and add some smear marks for extra filth.

Yes please (+£1.49)

Minge Maggots

Add some nasty looking minge maggots.

Yes please! (+£0.99)

We’ve spent the time to piece together a lovingly crafted prank that we know will have both the sender and receiver giggling to bits.

We do offer recorded delivery, and order processing times will still take between 1-3 days. It does NOT mean next-day delivery. We provide recorded delivery in order to increase the embarrassment of your victim having to sign for the package and look the deliverer in the eye whilst doing so.
Our knickers to sniff, come complete with a bright bubble envelope, a high-quality label, some actual knickers, and a high-quality, double-sided, A6 card. You can choose to send it anonymously or have us write a custom “love from” message on the card.

* Knicker style/colour and envelope colour may vary from images depending on stock availability.

* Current processing times are 1-3 working days (excluding weekends). This does NOT include delivery time.

* Because we sell customised products, once completed, a refund cannot be issued. This does not affect your statutory rights.